the united states is cursed and i would betray this country for a cold glass of water but one thing i’ll never do is pass up an opportunity to make fun of british people

im going to watch an anime, should it be princess mononoke, cowboy bebop, or jojo

watch this

you can’t see because i’m on computer but i’m gesturing to my balls

fuck with me

Thinking about any Aardman character in a sexual way is punishable by being made into a pie i think.

She looking at the camera like she can read what it says and can’t believe you called her out like that

do birds ever get sad that they dont have arms

Do you ever get sad you don’t have wings

every day :/

its so annoying that you have to order the whole pizza when you just want a little green pepper from papa johns

grow up and ask them. i just got a box full of greasy little green peppers, they said that people do that all the time. You're just scared

everyones fucking mean on this site