silly billy

sometimes people think I am on Mad At Them Island, when in fact I am far more often paddling around in the waters of Slightly Annoyed With Their Recent Behavior Bay, or perhaps on the beautiful Peninsula of Get Well Soon But I Will Not Be Engaging With All Of That

I love being part of a system <- guy who hates being part of a system <- guy who loves being part of a system <- guy who hates being part of a system <- guy who loves being part of a system <- guy who

hey do u know this guy or is this a world where he was never born

Hey bro would you do me a platonic solid

Sorry, best I can do is a great icosahedron.

Bro. That's. That's a platonic solid, bro.

Nah, that shape fucks.

This shit always cracked me up because was the lightening necessary???

She’s storm not fucking moderate rain

hey kids did you know that computers didn't used to automatically connect to the internet. it used to make this screaming noise. we should have listened.

i hate it when customers get mad about policy and go “well i’ve always thought it worked differently” like ok. when i was a kid i thought the drains in sinks and bathtubs lead to Hell and i would pour things down them for the dead people. it turns out that you can think things that aren’t true

can someone please send me that post abt washing your sheets "climb in my brothers"