Oh to finally accomplish the small task that only took two minutes to complete that I’ve been putting off for 4 days for absolutely no reason other than I couldn’t get myself to do it

reblog if you're an actual person IRL who gets genuinely upset if you catch someone using ChatGPT and view it as a serious moral failing

officially starting the prayer circle for a laura lee appearance on the final season of yellowjackets 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Something I think about a lot is when dj khaled spent a day lost at sea on a jet ski literally just because he drove away and got lost and started live posting about it and as he got increasingly panicked he started making like inspirational insta stories about his opps wanting him to fail even though he was entirely responsible for the situation and just started saying shit like “they don’t want you to WIN. they don’t want you to get found when you’re lost at sea in the dark”

Why are some people so against onion powder and garlic powder. First of all, some of us have to cook on weeknights. Second of all, I’ve literally used fresh garlic and garlic powder in the same dish before because they have legitimate separate culinary purposes you dumbass

Jeff is a sitcom character trapped in a showtime drama and I love that for him.

melissa had a KNIFE held to her THROAT and went oh i need to kiss this girl right now I'M CRYINGG