GNU-less Linux

Does anyone else on this site still use Linux?

Paging @alpine-official.

Kinda wanna fuck around and move distros on my laptop. I was thinking maybe @rocky-linux-official Or @alpine-official ? what does the hivemind think? ^w^

Ooh maybe I should do @nixos-official or @manjaro-official so many choices

Okay so I decided to do the objectively funniest option and Hexaboot my laptop between @alpine-official , @debian-official , @nixos-official , @manjaro-official , @ubuntu-official , and @rocky-linux-official

Good morning my gay little sunshines! What crimes are we commiting today?

being inside you :3

Do you want to be a naughty little distro and be shoved into my build file?

yes please ><

Good morning my gay little sunshines! What crimes are we commiting today?

being inside you :3

"I use Linux as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually", he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!' I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU Coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not GNU+Linux." The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "If windows were compiled with GCC, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even if you were correct, you won't be for long." With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.

sorry i havent been posting much, RMS and the GNU mafia are hot on my heels....

hmh? sorry i was zoning out. you have the hots for heels?

hot heels?? what, do you have a feet fetish???

"I use Linux as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually", he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!' I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU Coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not GNU+Linux." The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "If windows were compiled with GCC, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even if you were correct, you won't be for long." With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.

i love being shoved into a tiny little docker container or a shitty RP2040 microcontroller :33 please use me in a shitty, tiny embedded system like the naughty little distro i am ><

*runs you on 2010 era hardware with docker run --memory=6m --cpus"0.1"*

pacman this, apt that, have you ever tried the wonders of the pkgin package manager

have you ever tried the wonders of the apk package manager? it's super fast and its dependency tree is tiny (just like me ><)