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Welcome Nerds and Nerdettes to "Toy Box Tantrums Zero.Zero Variant Chrome Hologram Collectors Edition! it's RARE too! The unofficial officially sanctioned and licensed ZERO edition episode of MikeyB. and GreggyD. presents Alpha Nerdage presents Toy Box Tantrums (and friends) brought to you by Acme Labs Water flavored Soda beverage!" Or whatever.

My #heroes . Pure #OG #pimps #hustling for some fucking 50's #tail. I raise my #scotch in your honor. #alpha #nerds and #males, #bow you heads. #johnnycarson and #deanmartin #pounded more #tang than an #neilarmstrong. #huzzah to #men of #legend. I put text on this photo with @Overgram #Overgram #instagood #photooftheday #igers #picoftheday #instadaily #instagramhub #likeback #pleaselike #instahub #iphonography #iphoneonly #bestoftheday #igdaily #jj #instagramers #shoutout #fslc (at Duke Inkem Tattoos)

#lol #smile everyone! Daddy's going to make some art, darling! Shhhhh, don't tell anyone. I have a silly surprise for all you lol #jokerz };D #Love, your uncle J! #joker #thejoker @mnepodcast #surprises ion the #horizon #batman #thejoker #jacknicholson #arkhamworld (at Arkham Planet)

Holy poop it's #2014, I'm bald and #chewbacca Is gracing my man bosoms. Life is good. Chewbacca (the shirt) may be one of the most fun and interesting shirts in my awesome collection of nerd clothes (WARNING! Nerd clothes are highly addictive). It has an unusual (but fucking sweet) texture and colour that is quite unlike most printed Ts. It's difficult to explain, but this shirt is so soft, and flexible, cozy and unique in its style; Truly this Wookie will steal your heart, and your hangers. Now, go to www.80stees.com and buy it... Stop staring at how #gorgeous I look in it... Yes yes, impossible some say. I don't blame you. I'm a #sexy #beast who can work it, bitch! Go. Spend. its your duty as an #American, damn it! #tshirt #starwars #tattooartist #anewhope #nerd I feel like a tool when typing #hashtags but fuck it. @80stees @alpha_greggatron #chewie #wookie #fuzzy ... Can I stop now? (at Duke Inkem Tattoos)

I have no purpose to sharing these photos, except to celebrate some fucking awesome plastic useless #batman wicked cool shit that I adore. #arkhamorigins #harleyquinn #adamwest (at Duke Inkem Tattoos)

#anchorman #ronburgandy : keeping the comic book store #CLASSY. Now featuring #scotchy #scotch #vision! #toys #actionfigures #toy #actionfigure @alpha_greggatron (at The Comic Book Shoppe)

#DrWho makes me frisky... Well, not the Doctor himself... I still want to #bang #roses #mom. Her rack is #epic! I think she'd be up for it! Lickity drooly smooch smooch. #doctorwho50th #bbc #doctorwho

Wow. #filters make these pix look #weird. Awesome. #tmnt #hoodie part 2: the sequel. Ok. Ready for this? It has a freaking #ninja #mask built into the hood! The #turtles would be proud... Abunga. The vinyl print #cartoon design of the shell, straps, #weapons, belts, etc. it's so perfectly cute, and wicked, and kick ass all at once! (at Duke Inkem Tattoos)

#teenage #mutant Ninja Turtles Hoodie Part 1: @80stees has been an amazing sponsor of Alpha Nerdage TV, keeping us Un-naked for over a year! Here's a spotlight on one of the finest 'costume hoodies' in their collection (yep, it's a Nerd HiGh fashion show... Drink it in). #tmnt has been the source of much joy for nerds and kids, and now we can zip up this 80s OG stylin' turtles #hoodie and kick it in the #Pizza Wagon, in the 3D real world, baby! Drop a #cowabunga and slap a #footclan #ninja... With the sharpness of these threads, even the #shredder would get a paper cut. Ouch! While all the #turtles are represented, #Donatello (s) #purple POPS off the green so brilliantly, only a true ninja could hide these bright contrasts. While there are plenty of incredible #nerd hoodies now available, the TMNT line is a wonderful combo of costume, #clothing, cuteness, and comfort... Yes, this hoodie is EXTREMELY #cozy, and #soft. The only way to make it cooler is if the turtle shell actually unzipped to squeeze in your keys and nunchucks. (More to come).... @alpha_greggatron (at Duke Inkem Tattoos)

#good #morning! #mikeyB hollering out at ya! #new poop on the hizzie-rizzon. 1. Original content. Our own online comics, #cartoons, voices ie. Harry Clawsome •MMaSHR• light weight Champion of the Universe (and realms undiscovered). 2. All #alphanerdage #tv materials going live on line. Every episode. Kaboom. Archives, bizzle! 3. #toys #games #Classics Flashbacks Be big nerdy. 4. Gawddamn we will have a hoot! If we are 70% original content, 30% coverage... Or vice versa... Fuck it! We're going where the #fun AND dollar billZZZZ is. Period. We're whores. 100% for sale. My 3 kids need to go to college one day, and I'm sick of buying the no name fucking hot dogs... If I'm going to be poor, I wanna be 100% pure beef 7.99$ ball park foot long fucking hot dogs poor. $7.99 ball park franks, dude. I ain't greedy! I don't need #caviar or 9 cars. Just the good frigging hit hoppity Hot Dizzy Dogs (with mustard, onions, hot peppers, #HPSauce, and a sesame seed bun)! Don't YOU?? 5.6. My own hot sauce line. Just putting it out there. I love tangy. That sounds dirty... Good. 7. To be continued. Writing manifestos are fun! I miss rotary phones. The noise they would make, as the dial, it chugged around. Hilarious. #art #illustration #fat #bald #nerd #werewolf #batman #minecraft #bioshock #toys #comics #tattoo #artist #animation (at Duke Inkem Tattoos)

Illustrated this today as a birthday card for #Batman editor, Mike Marts. #joker #thejoker #dccomics

Hey #ottawa , Do you #love #tattoos ? I have an excellent #christmas deal on for all my fellow #ink #fanatics. $65 gets you a special Secret #Santa tattoo. Or ask about 4 hour #xmas session! 613-880-7460 for more info. Stay awesome. #wonderwoman

#bobafett ? Where?? ... He's here. In my house. And I #love him so much! #starwars #black #actionfigure

Hell yes it is. #420

Remember. There's never enough #anus #cream around the house when you need it... Stock up before ALL the #anusol runs dry! #bum @alpha_greggatron @mnepodcast

Hey #batfans ! Here's a sneak peek of my current non #tattoo #art project. More clues to come. My new #scarecrow #design #batman #dccomics #darkknight #illustration #drawing @alpha_greggatron

#batman #joker #jacknicholson #tattoo #design #element for #harleyquinn sleeve #ink . I was lucky to create this #cool Nicholson Joker #drawing in preparation. #darkknight #timburton #dccomics (at Duke Inkem Tattoos)