33 Screaming Frogs

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

my most wild and fanciful dream is that customers will learn to read

“must everything be homoerotic” no. but many things are, you will find

and if not, rest assured. I will find a way

Felt weird and now its everyones problem

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

more characters with psychic powers who get migraines and seizures after they use them. i wanna see someone kill a bunch of ppl with their mind and then lay in a dark room vomiting for two days

literally obsessed with the union guy at mmmye factory who straight-up said the HR manager should be, and i quote, "pelted with rocks"