Her Early Blooms A Flower, But Only So An Hour.

[ID: The first image is an edited tumblr post reading:

gothdrool: ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

cub2: FUCK this post and happy birthday Candace Flynn

The second image is a screenshot from Phineas and Ferb showing a calendar with July 11th marked as Candace’s birthday. End ID.]

PROPAGANDA:

[Nick]

"Sad boy needs Jay's baby in him. Let him have a son to look after about seven months after Jay dies."

[Scorponok]

"Actually gets canon pregnant with a robot/humanoid hybrid he created himself. He literally had no reason to actually incubate it inside his own body but he did it anyway. His baby gets stolen btw, but don't worry it's in better hands bc it has a cool and kindhearted dinosaur father now instead of a mad scientist scorpion father."

[Atticus]

PROPAGANDA:

[King Randolph]

"LISTEN HEAR ME OUT!

This man loves his kids so much. He has 12 daughters. That's so fucking many. But also. He's a widower. And the youngest of his daughters (the triplets, Janessa, Kathleen, and Lacey) don't seem to remember their mother at all. 🤨

The only canon ages we have in the movie are that Genevieve (Barbie's character) is 16 and the triplets turn 5 in the movie. Genevieve is the 7th daughter, and the only birth between her and the triplets is the twins, Isla and Hadley. There's a popular headcanon chart for the princesses ages that says the twins are 13 and I'd be inclined to agree that they look 12 or 13.

BUT YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT ISLA AND HADLEY REMEMBER THEIR MOTHER AND JANESSA AND KATHLEEN AND LACEY DON'T??? All answers point to King Randolph having birthed the triplets, if not many other of his daughters.

SURE it could just be that Queen Isabella died in childbirth when the triplets were born and that's why they don't remember her but YOU'RE TELLING ME SHE HAD NINE HEALTHY PREGNANCIES, THE LATTER TWO OF WHICH WERE MULTIPLES???? Ain't no way. Randolph and Isabella were in on it together.

P.S. This is my favorite Barbie movie I just want you to know."

[Qifrey]

JUST LOOK AT THE PURE CUNT THIS MAN RADIATES HES SO MPREGABLE

THE STRESS OF PREGNANCY WOULD LITERALLY KEEP HIM ALIVE IYKYK

AND LOOK AT HIS FAMILY

I’m sick as fuck rn and if qifrey loses i will never recover

PROPAGANDA:

[King Randolph]

"LISTEN HEAR ME OUT!

This man loves his kids so much. He has 12 daughters. That's so fucking many. But also. He's a widower. And the youngest of his daughters (the triplets, Janessa, Kathleen, and Lacey) don't seem to remember their mother at all. 🤨

The only canon ages we have in the movie are that Genevieve (Barbie's character) is 16 and the triplets turn 5 in the movie. Genevieve is the 7th daughter, and the only birth between her and the triplets is the twins, Isla and Hadley. There's a popular headcanon chart for the princesses ages that says the twins are 13 and I'd be inclined to agree that they look 12 or 13.

BUT YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT ISLA AND HADLEY REMEMBER THEIR MOTHER AND JANESSA AND KATHLEEN AND LACEY DON'T??? All answers point to King Randolph having birthed the triplets, if not many other of his daughters.

SURE it could just be that Queen Isabella died in childbirth when the triplets were born and that's why they don't remember her but YOU'RE TELLING ME SHE HAD NINE HEALTHY PREGNANCIES, THE LATTER TWO OF WHICH WERE MULTIPLES???? Ain't no way. Randolph and Isabella were in on it together.

P.S. This is my favorite Barbie movie I just want you to know."

[Qifrey]