Succulent.

jfc whenever i see this scene I laugh because I remember that IKEA post saying “how would otps react to building the furniture together”

Thank you. You just made a heart breaking scene absolutely hilarious.

I had a meeting today about a product that I thought was supposed to be just a network discovery tool but is actually an insane (positive) security tool. The guy demoing the product brought up his CEO and another product the CEO had made and it raised a little flag in my brain so I searched the CEO and found his Twitter and realized I shared a table at a wedding with him in 2009 and had had a conversation with him about the earlier product when it was being developed.

Infosec is a small world and i got this job through an infosec friend so this isn't the first time this has happened but it always amuses me when it comes up.

This is like when I was researching a cloudflare outage and realized i took a series of photos of their Security Lead beating someone with a bag of craisins in a hotel that shut down in 2015.

I do not care about boomers and their property tax. If you can't afford your property tax it's because your house value is too high, which means you're rich.

Oh no you might have to move (and make a million dollars in the process). As a renter I fully expect to have to move several times in the next few years, and I won't get to keep my old place's value

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

lil wayne or wathever

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing