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my light yagami quotebot on twitter very conveniently posted this a couple of hours after charlie kirk got domed and i havent stopped laughing since

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I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks
Lemme get a little sippy
saw this post & blacked out for 30 minutes & came back to awareness having had created this. the creative urge overtook me.
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"I woke up thinking I should take it slow"

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Keep losing your car keys? I have a solution. It's called "buy a lot of cars." Why else do you think I'd have 37 Plymouths in the backyard? Statistically, I'll find the keys to one of them when it's time to leave for work. It's fast and easy this way; no hunting under couch cushions or interrogating my domestic animals to see which one stole it.
Sure, it might not seem faster, but that's just a side effect of having so many cars. Even after I find the keys, there's some fumbling to remember exactly what car this set of keys go to, and a little more fumbling to get a battery in it. A quitter would assume that's more work than just putting the keys to a single car on a hook next to the door, but they're missing out on one of the greatest aspects of life: owning lots of cars.
Another benefit is that the lock cylinder on these babies is usually so sloppy that I can start them with a different car's keys. For instance, that Savoy over there? Starts with this set of keys, which you'll note have a Ford logo. Oh, this Belvedere? It's keyless ignition. On all the time. When you're done driving it, you have to unplug the battery really fast before the alternator catches fire. Keep meaning to figure that out, but it is really convenient as long as I don't get stuck at the lights for over thirty seconds. Clock runs a little fast, too, now that I think about it. Where was I? Oh right, keys.
I know that people with new cars are terrified of cyborg-enhanced teenagers copying their wireless keys and then driving their Lexii away. That will never happen with these vehicles: even if today's soft-handed carjackers are brave enough to get inside these tetanus-riddled deathtraps, they will have to contend with my security system.
You see, if you don't drive a particular car too often, it gets infested with wasps who want to stay out of the rain. That Duster, right next to the road? There's no metal on it, just a throbbing wasp hive in the shape it once held. Any thief that hops in there will immediately quit the stealin' life once they're out of the hospital, and they've got at least a 1-in-37 chance of picking it. Sucks, too, because I keep finding the keys for it whenever I try to clean up.
It's so important to acknowledge the very real and sometimes truly horrible failings of the healthcare profession and the pharmaceutical industry while never ever ever letting them drive us into the arms of pseudoscientific bullshit. This is something I feel really strongly about.
Episode 8 beautifully showcased that when Nightcrawler doesn’t hold back, his combined skills of instant teleportation and lightning agility are formidable and deadly.
Under mind-control, in the heat of battle, he bodies:
Forge
Psylocke
Morph
Angel
Scott
Jean
Storm
Sunspot
Jubilee
And Cable
Good thing he’s the best boy or the X-men would be screwed.

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Some of you are using pov (point of view) when you mean to say mfw (my face when). Get the word out
I can be trusted with childrens names
Chain lightning is the best wizard spell because you hit one person with a lightning bolt and then OTHER PEOPLE also get hit by a lightning bolt. Literally no downsides to casting it in every situation possible.
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Why is he like this
Dont blame yourself for not having known a lesson only time could teach