In an almost normal universe

you can fly that shit rag of slavery and treason and not get arrested but protest for black lives & you get brutalized AND arrested.

PREACH

This is Tumblr in a nut shell

Me: *carries my phone with me everywhere in the house even though nobody is texting me*

that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog of you agree

my constant internal dialogue.

this is by far my favorite thing.

L

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

what the heLL

Its in the black hole of tumblr

At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)

Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..

now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy

EVERY DAMN TIME

I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise

Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am

WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY

WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK

OH MY GOSH IT’S TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! I’m.. I’m not sure how this can happen..? But now I’m part of history YEAH 24th March 2016 - 03:05 am

WHOA SO WEIRD

it’s back

I’ll probably always reblog this

I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up

This post is historic

Watersports explained.

not all heroes wear capes

And no girlfriend

In an incredible plot twist, I’m actually someone’s wife.

Reblogging for that gif