my heart exploded

*Quietly screeches at you* 

a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”

Always funny to see some children with lack of self awareness pretend they’re “TOUGH”. HAHAHA, the scene is made up and even if it wasn’t none of you would do anything similar to how it went in the movie. Even if you attempt to do anything near this, you’d be locked up faster than you cna say “Wakanda isn’t real”. Learn to live like civilised people!!! We’re all tired of your pretend toughness. Cowards behind screens... Jeez...

Whenever i hear anyone say “First things first” i always think “I’m the realest” in my mind lmao

The only reason I want a boyfriend is so that when I’m singing Fergalicious and its at the part where she says ‘I be up in the gym just working on my fitness he’s my witness’ I can point to him and he’ll do the little ‘wooOOH’ part because right now I have to do both parts myself and it’s stressful because right after the wooOOH part I have to get right back into rapping and the transition is harder than you think so yeah