See The Bright Side Of The Dark Side

that head is devoid of all thought, filled only with more peanuts.

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

There are two dragons inside of you. One hoards knowledge and the other hoards trinkets. They’re both very excited when you bring them to a museum

I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar

Harvard University didn’t teach calculus in its first few years after being established because calculus wasn’t invented yet.

Nintendo was founded two years after the Eiffel Tower was constructed

I appreciate the context of 1-6 or else 7 might have had some very concerning implications.

Like, fuck the troops Scoob!

This man’s even wearing gloves so his sweetly hands don’t slow his swipes down..

once went to a japanese arcade and a man watched me play the taiko (drumming) game, gave me a little applause, and then started his game, pulled out a set of custom drum sticks from a bag that held several different weights and then proceeded to play faster than the speed of light.

Hardest drug is the weight of God’s indifference

Edward Cullen inner monologue

Can yall believe that the woman responsible for the single best story ever created is also the ultimate mood icon, i’m speechless.

I dont think we give dogs enough credit for how brave they are for going face-first down the stairs

Never thought about this salute to the troops

heart shaped bestie necklaces that say “i hope you die” “i hope we both die”

who the fuck are these guys

april 14, 2021