abigail elizabeth

me to mother earth: we totally deserve what’s coming to us but are you ok

When doctors are like “what are your symptoms” and you’re like “dude I don’t even know I just kinda live like this”

im the gays

I hate when people turn ~gullibility~ into a joke because….listen, my grip on reality is not that great. I am constantly questioning my perceptions. If you tell me something, I’ll probably assume it’s true because you must know better than me

i hate bein the stereotypical emo bitch but life sux ,my dude

why are all these memes so detailed? like the screen is casting shadows on his face. ppl are putting some time in on these.

i’d rather die than read anything longer than like two paragraphs on this site

But then you pick the shark, the god damn apex predator of the ocean. I go in there and try to fight it anyways. I fucking lose though because its a mother fucking shark and instead the shark wins your affection and you two end up getting married. That was 6 years ago and now whenever im on facebook I see how happy you are with your shark husband and shark children. I often think to myself that I never should have fought that shark but then I look and see how happy you are and realize, I wouldn’t change a thing.