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oh my god god god god god my dad just tried to complain about me wearing earrings with ghosts on them because they're "not very festive" so i said Well Actually ghosts are very appropriate for christmastime and he said tell you what if you can show me a single christmas themed thing that has ghosts in it i won't say another word about your fashion choices this entire holiday. i Promise. so i got him to lean in realllllll close as i opened up the browser app on my phone and slowly began to type "A CHRISTMAS CAROL" while the blood rapidly drained from his face.

a classic

"cozy game" maybe for YOU. I have spreadsheets

it is just genuinely upsetting to my subby little ass to see people malign doms in the way they do. you think the guy who works so hard to take care of me and make sure I'm happy and safe is ontologically evil for.. what? doing exactly what I want them to be doing? fulfilling the fantasies that I have? how exactly do you think it'll work to say you're kink positive and then keep treating doms as monsters and subs as victims? what do you think you're doing there

#peer reviewed banger tag by @nosaladallowed-ao3

“Appeal to a wider audience” is corporate lingo for “strip more themes from a piece of media so it’s safer and more sanitized for investors”

I struck a nerve in the billionaire fandom with this one

just laughed hysterically at the gripping foods with force twitter account