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@allosexualtorbjorn
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you 👉👉👉 have allosexual 😩🤤💦💦 privilege 👑👑 you dont ❌❌❌ have your sexual identity 👩❤️👩👨❤️👨👩❤️👩👨❤️👨 still classified 🕵️🕵️🕵️ as a medical 🌡🌡🌡 condition. you dont ❌🚫🚫🚫 have people 👯🏃🤦♂️🤦🏻♀️ insisting 🙅🏻♂️🙅🏻♂️🙅🏻♂️🙅🏻♂️ that youre 👉👉 broken 😪😪😪😪 or sick 🤢🤧😷🤢🤢🤢🤢
allosexuals dont understand the pain of not being able to enjoy a smutty fanfiction
Tell me what it’s like
um :/ media without graphic sex scenes is allophobia :/ we’re not comfortable with unsexy things :/ we just wanna fuck 24/7
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all of the people who were superwholock fandom blogs in 2014 are ace inclusionists in 2018 and honestly it makes a lot of sense
I’m calling this aphobia
Some Suggestions for Non-Sexual Dates
Shared-controller video gaming: each participant gets only partial control of the character (usually one person takes the left hand on a controller the other person takes the right hand)
If you’re in the area where one or both of you grew up, spend a day visiting places that were landmarks of your childhood
Tie-dye shirts together, but make your partner’s shirt
Carve a watermelon into a jack-o-lantern
Cook dinner together
Get a black cloth and cut small holes in it. Pin it over the light. Pretend you are astronauts/aliens/settlers on another planet.
Gaze at actual stars. Make up new constellations. Cuddle if you’re cold/a cuddler
Build a miniature town out of cardboard boxes. Become the mayors of Box Town
Do each other’s make up (or paint each other’s faces)
And one for long-distance:
Crochet or knit the squares of a granny square blanket. Sew them together the next time you see each other.
what the fuck is a sexual date
some ideas for a sexual date
fuck this pussy boy fuck it
Queer Eye but it’s just a bunch of aces who take you to the library and recommend books
lets take this show about gay men and make it about aceys in libraries bc actually only aces can read….. gay men only care about their looks and are too busy having s*x to go to a library \:
you fool. you absolute fool. us dirty fags go to the library to fuck and cum in the books. the librarian cries out as her pure innocent ace bean soul is tainted forever.
literally what is there to “tone down” about demisexuality
I will NEVER stop being friends before fucking!!!!!
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at least a good 90% of the people who use “tunglr” as a slang for tumblr in their text posts are aphobes so maybe think twice before reblogging a post with that word in it
do y'all have jobs
can you stop being fucking ableist with your insinuations that every ace inclusionist is “jobless” and “has too much free time” like grow up.
ABLEIST?
i told my prospective employer i haven’t gotten laid in six years but it’s my choice and he laughed until i had to silently slink out of the room
WHY DID YOU TELL HIM? THAT’S WEIRD MAN.
i tell every person i meet i don’t have sex by choice to queer the assumption that i’m a dirty fornicator
scary shit to see in usernames
fangirl, shipping, trash, trashcan, any ship name, yaoi
add on if you want
freak, smith, -phobe (in discourse blogs primarily), 666, waifu
Daddy, mommy, nomap, map
Transmed, truscum, allo, aphobe, terf, rad, radical, womyn, tcc
Don’t be allophobic
benedict cumberbatch was my asexual awakening
introverts be like i cant wait to wear my big sweater and eat a book
No, introverts be like I can’t wait to get some me time on tumblr away from real people who drain me, only to see THIS scornful post
Aight
i’m here to eat cake and punch aphobes. i just ran out of cake
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allosexuals: If I were asexual I’d get so much more done!
me: *re-watching avatar the last airbender for 27 hours*
What do this say I never learned how to read
