awkwordly

secondhand embarrassment is pure agony and i wish a lot of comedy didnt rely on it

I cannot deal with it. I have to literally leave the room.

It’s a sign of being extremely empathetic.

I want this as like a huge wall painting

might I add that Celine Dion (the queen of Las Vegas residencies) has been selling out every one of her shows for the past 17 years, and every tour she goes on. This “poor” guy. 

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and

you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies

Just like first grade

anthony hopkins really flew his oscar-winning ass down to australia just to be gay for 90 seconds and then die 

built motherfucker

sturdy as fuck

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