Lizards please interact

by the way if everyone doesn’t reblog this now an angel flys into a door and dies

i’m tired of quizzes where you have to pick Men so here’s one where you pick some cats and then i assign you one of my friends’ cats

this is the best quiz ive ever taken in my life i wanna marry op

im gonna go shower and become wet like a crocodile my favorite beast

please for the love of GOD stay safe

did you just tell yourself to stay safe

Self care

french people will really be like “our société? culturally catholique? mais non, this country is laïque there is no public religion to be found here!” and then 5 minutes later say “oh we do not work tomorrow because it is *checks french fonction publique calendrier* the feast of the assumption of the holy virgin mary so every public building in the whole entire country is closed :)”

hysterical that tumblr has a post limit btw. they said no. get off our site. log off beloved <3

My jokes do numbers in the porn bot community

Y’all might not find me funny but porn bot Lisa478 found me so funny she wants to show me her pussy!

Larva

cutter for the foil put over the top of bottles

Well this idiot is clearly not German. It’s for trimming Mein penis

mitski should make a song called poor little meow meow

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean.