The Art Of A Silent Fart

Only gay people are allowed to write television from here on out

sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

sorry i’m late, class. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis. no I haven’t graded the midterms

I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

things that are fake: gender, time, the government things that are real: the chupacabra

But everybody knows that the REAL reward for finishing a side quest is to have it off the quest list and its markers removed from the map.

Lmaoooo

@chazemspren