AllexMussen

Evidence makes me happy

And the fact they share a birthday

I'm sorry but this is fucking hysterical

Just IMAGINE

Wilbur : Dad!!! Look!!! I made a friend!!! :D

Techno : wait "dad"-

Phil : oh you met Techno? Ah how lovely. He's-

Wilbur : yeah! We're also the same age!

Phil :

Phil : what

Techno : we also happen to share the same birthday lmao

Phil : what.

Wilbur : we're like twins!! :D

Phil :

A - If you like shapeshifter techno this ones for you

Techno’s human form kinda has a similar hair style to Wilbur at the time, and they meet up when he’s. A human and they have different hair colours but wilbur’s fucking :0!!!! About it and he’s like “you’re like. You’re like my twin techno...” and techno’s like “hnnoooooo no I am not” and then Wilbur asks (edit: abt borthdayz) and that just reinforces the idea in wilburs mind

B -

Techno :

Phil : techno?

Techno : Phil do you consent to me sharing certain information that could possibly alarm you.

Phil : t-

Phil : techno how old are you

Techno :

Phil : techno.

Techno : phil.

Phil : please tell me you are not 15 years old technoblade

Wilbur : we're like twins!!!!!!

Phil : techno.

Techno : well technically you were committing them with a 14 year old

Techno : you've known me for like- 2 years haven't you?

Phil :

Phil : oh my god.

Techno : *cackling*

Phil : YOU WERE THIRTEEN?

Techno : *cackles harder*

Techno: it’s pretty similar to humans, i think? we do most of our growing before 16

phil: wow, you’ve had a late growth spurt then?

techno: 

phil:

phil: techno. please tell me you aren’t 16

Techno : I'm actually 15. Not sure how that's any better?

Imagine Phil sometimes still forgets Techno is 15 sometimes

Just

Techno : *voice crack*

Techno : ah. puberty. truly the bain of my existence.

Phil : puberty? What the f-

Phil : OH YEAH

Techno, with cuts on his face :

Phil : yikes- who tried to fight you this time?

Techno : I-

Techno, under his breath : ...i tried to shave, Phil.

Phil, offering a glass of wine : rough day?

Techno : oh- no thanks.

Phil : oh you not a big wine person?

Techno :

Tim:*Squeezing a lemon* Good question

Tim: You see I needed a stress ball but I also wanted lemonade so I decided to do both

Bruce: I don't think that's a good idea

Tim: Well your other son is eating pizza while doing bench presses so

Bruce: Wha-

Bruce:*sigh* Jason

Bruce, whispering to Dick: Why are there small handprints on the wall?

9-years-old Dick, whispering back: Because my hands are small.

Bruce, smiling to Alfred: Because his hands are small.

[Later that day]