Literally cannot stop thinking about my first experience with the end of astarions questline and realizing cazador was just an idiot
like I get that he’s trying to perform a profane ritual and really needs astarion back for it but come on the man spies on the party as soon as we arrive in baldurs gate, subsequently finds out astarion can walk in the sun, finds out the party comprised of his friends who have been helping and defending him has 3 druids (my tav was a Druid) and a cleric that can conjure the actual fucking sun in multiple forms and deal nothing but holy, radiant damage, not to mention one of those druids is his lover, and still thinks this is a fight he can win
Like he thinks “oh yes astarion will come and he definitely won’t bring his girlfriend who can CONJURE THE SUN with him let alone 2 of his 3 other friends who can ALSO DO THAT”
or if you talk to him without starry boy “oh no they’ll definitely bring astarion to me and not just come in with that girl who can rip through zombies like a fucking beyblade :)”
Like bro how are u still ALIVE??? It’s unrealistic!!!jaheira would’ve finished this years ago!!!! Anyway