Alléhooparing

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??

*Puts hand over gaud’s mouth* It’s a butterfly pea. Please ignore the Latin name.

YUH UH

Can I be in your head? /silly

I heard we're getting in Nate's head

We've all agreed to go into Nate's head and remove the corrupted that shall not be named this is hilarious

I thought we were removing his brain tbh but sure we can throw out... him while we're at it

great conversation guys

bailey table please help they're gonna put me in the fucking drink they're gonna make me walk the plank /silly

BAILEY PLEASEEE........

YUH UH

Can I be in your head? /silly

I heard we're getting in Nate's head

We've all agreed to go into Nate's head and remove the corrupted that shall not be named this is hilarious

I thought we were removing his brain tbh but sure we can throw out... him while we're at it

great conversation guys

bailey table please help they're gonna put me in the fucking drink they're gonna make me walk the plank /silly

YUH UH

Can I be in your head? /silly

I heard we're getting in Nate's head

We've all agreed to go into Nate's head and remove the corrupted that shall not be named this is hilarious

I thought we were removing his brain tbh but sure we can throw out... him while we're at it

Let's throw you out while we're at it

NO!!!!!

YUH UH

Can I be in your head? /silly

I heard we're getting in Nate's head

We've all agreed to go into Nate's head and remove the corrupted that shall not be named this is hilarious

I thought we were removing his brain tbh but sure we can throw out... him while we're at it

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT MA'AM GET OUT OF MY HEAD IT'S BEEN YEARS /silly