All Above Random

Imagine typing out this letter and not stopping halfway and thinking “Hmmm, this makes me sound like the worst human being in the world.”

You are grown adults with plenty of money; if there’s something you want for yourself, go ahead and buy it—this kind of petty scorekeeping around gift-giving is barely excusable when little children do it. Writing her a letter to express “sadness” that her own parents didn’t teach her proper etiquette would be wildly inappropriate, out of line, and an unnecessary nuclear option. And it’s a guaranteed ticket to make sure you see and hear about your grandchildren way less than you do now. You still have time to salvage this relationship—don’t die on this hill. Let it go, apologize for your churlishness, and take yourself shopping if you want a pricey gift this year.

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wack.

i actually prefer guys who are cute, awkward and nervous around me than ones who are extra confident and comfortable

Florida Secy of State - Ken Detzner, Republican

Iconic.

He came in and i was like woah, this is Freddie. And he wasn’t just acting. It was something that came natural to him. We’re going to shock the audience. Its one of the best performances I’ve seen for a very, very long time. — Graham King, producer of Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)   

Well, looks like Matilda Jones, aged seven, is the new ruler of Great Britain sorry I don’t make the rules.

I, for one, welcome our new pint-sized co-queen overlords

B99 closet: Charles’s costumes

I can’t finish this. My hands are shaking. Someone else do it