all hail the watcher i guess

Shane's excellent alien doodles from "Mystery Files: Uncovering the Alien Encounters of the US Government"

Give me jelly beans you fuck head

Some Top 5 beatdoen comments that made me laugh.

idk what it is about this show that makes ryan such a slut but I appreciate it and also I appreciate kwesi's support there

If Ryan and Shane ever start acting like mature adults then we’d know they were possessed

Truly genuinely authentically honest to god the best ghost hunting series on earth now and forever and ever amen. Sometimes I wish ryan bergara wasn't allowed to say words though.

We’ve been blessed with these cinematic photos of Shane and Ryan being the best of buds (and also bonding over food which scans) everybody say THANK YOU WATCHER <3

Now, trying to sum them up in a few words (in a reblog) is gonna be impossible because I can (and sometimes do) talk about each of them for hours on end. All you need to know tbh is that more than half of them have mommy issues and dog motifs. They all have something about their names, in a way, and they're in my brain 24/7

i won

it's time to un-king-solomon steven lim after the divorce :')