s u r v i v a l

❝ Set the world aflame with your weirdness. ❞

❝ Surrender now, or face my tantrum! ❞

❝ Any object with more than three sides is sinful. ❞

❝ I would just like to say that as a rich capitalist I welcome your tyrannical rule. ❞

❝ Not one person has… gotten in my mouth. I don’t care anymore. I just… I gotta call my mother. ❞

❝ Have we formally met? ❞

❝ On second thought, I’m gonna run like a coward now. ❞

❝ If I die, I wanna die hugging. ❞

❝ Whoa, sorry - touchy subject. ❞

❝ Why are you just ignoring me? That’s seriously rude to just ignore someone like this. ❞

❝ I’m gonna wear your butt on my foot like a rhinestone slipper! ❞

❝ That punch is probably blood! And that glitter rain is probably ground up bones, or babies, or something. ❞

❝ Now, come have rad snacks served by awesome penguins. ❞

❝ Jean-Paul Sartre postulated that every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance - totally righteous, bro! ❞

❝ I ate a rat for dinner. ❞

❝ Not now, sweetie, the grownups are talking. ❞

❝ You can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity! ❞

❝ Ha! Freedom! Freedom to punch! ❞

❝ I’ve been wandering the plains like a desperado, helping strangers. I guess there’s some folk songs about me now? ❞

❝ You know, you’re so much smarter than like everyone else. ❞

❝ The best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving. ❞

❝ I’m talkin’ to you, man! You don’t have to make a big deal outta this! ❞

❝ This party never stops. Time is dead and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside-down, and I reign supreme! ❞

❝ For once, stop listening to your head and listen to your heart. ❞

❝ Your unicorn is being towed. ❞

❝ Fighting children is boring, but fighting a chaos god sounds fun! ❞

❝ Ah! Help! The nachos tricked me! ❞

❝ So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang but with a… boop-boop. ❞

❝ And here I thought today couldn’t get any better! ❞

❝ There are eyes everywhere! ❞

❝ This very unrighteous dude thinks that reality is better than fantasy. But reality is bogus, lame and whack. ❞

❝ Alright, listen up you one lifespan, three dimensional, five sensed skin puppets! ❞

❝ Heartbreak. Disaster. Broken promises. That’s reality for you. ❞

❝ Being a hero means fighting back even when it seems impossible. ❞

❝ You’re scared of growing up. And who could blame you - I’m scared, too. ❞

❝ We punch what we don’t understand! ❞

❝ Don’t be a hero, kid. This is what happens to heroes in my world. ❞

❝ I like skateboarding, supporting my sister, and punctuating every sentence with a high five! ❞

❝ You’d fit right in with my freaks! ❞

❝ I have a doctorate degree in hunkiness! ❞

❝ Now that I have her in a cage, she’ll learn to love me! ❞

❝ Guess it’s sort of cool the paranoia paid off. ❞

❝ Now meet the gang of interdimensional criminals and nightmares I call my friends. ❞

❝ Have I actually been listening to the same song for an entire week? ❞

❝ If you were older you’d be like, my dream guy. ❞

❝ She couldn’t even look me in the eye. ❞

❝ This is bad! This is real bad! Guys, we’ve got a situation! ❞

❝ Do it, kid. Do some brilliant thing that takes me down right now. ❞

❝ Wiggity-wiggity what’s up, dudebros? ❞

❝ Things with one eye are weird! ❞

and the generated outcome will be used for a small drabble scenario or starter { tw violence, possible noncon/dubcon implications, nsfw }

Your muse throws a punch at mine.

My muse throws a punch at yours.

Your muse suddenly grips my muse’s hair.

My muse suddenly grips your muse’s hair.

Your muse roughly grabs my muse’s arm.

My muse roughly grabs your muse’s arm.

Your muse grips my muse’s hips.

My muse grips your muse’s hips.

Your muse wraps their hands tightly around my muse’s neck.

My muse wraps their hands tightly around your muse’s neck.

Your muse slams mine against a wall hard.

My muse slams yours against a wall hard.

Your muse pushes my muse to their knees.

My muses pushes your to their knees.

Your muse bites mine.

My muse bites yours.

Your muse clutches their hand tightly around my muse’s mouth to silence them.

My muse clutches their hand tightly around your muse’s mouth to silence them.

Your muse grabs my muse’s wrists.

My muse grabs their muse’s wrists.

Your muse attempts to shove away mine.

My muse attempts to push off yours.

Your muse roughly kisses mine.

My muse roughly kisses yours.

Your muse pins mine onto the ground.

My muse pins yours to the ground.

Your muse delivers beatings to mine.

My muse delivers beatings to yours.

Your muse breaks my muse’s arm.

My muse breaks your muse’s arm.

painful

“ it’s — getting a bit out of hand now. ”

“ i don’t think i can keep this up much longer. ”

“ i’m getting tired of hiding…”

“ it sucks that i can’t kiss you in public. ”

“ how much longer do i have to keep swallowing my desires for you. ”

“ are you sure we will — ? ”

“ do you think we’ll ever… be a couple-couple ? ”

“ sometimes i’m just scared that you’re just using me. ”

“ it’s starting to dawn on me that… the reason you might not want to come out about this is because you don’t really love me—”

“ is this a joke to you?”

“ i deleted all our texts. ”

“ i can’t keep pictures of us on my phone, are you crazy? ”

“ if anyone sees us i won’t know what to do. ”

“ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here… ”

provoked

“ aren’t we suppose to be a thing ? why are you flirting then ?”

“ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here —”

“ you sure seem to be good at ignoring the fact that we’re together. ”

“ okay no — i can’t handle the way they keep staring at you. ”

“ if they don’t stop hitting you up i’ll end up hitting them down. ”

“ don’t you see any pride in the marks i left on you ? ”

“ is this a joke to you — ?!”

“ stop that — we’re in public. ”

“ no, not until we get home. ”

“ you know i can’t do this out here — stop it!”

“ could TRY to show that you’re a little worried about this ???”

steamy

“ d—-don’t make me moan, i don’t want anyone to catch us… ”

“ everyone is downstairs… ~ take your pants off ”

“ shhh…. ~ it’ll be fine baby, no one will hear us ”

“ so what ? ~ if they see us coming out together we’ll figure something out…”

“ i’m gonna leave so many hickeys on you… show everyone that you’re taken… ”

“ i missed your scent…”

“ it feels so good — being close to again… ”

“ i’ve been thinking — about this the entire day… ”

“ ~ sit back and let me spoil you… you went an entire day without touching me… ”

“ kiss me… and don’t let me go ”

“ you’re like a forbidden fruit when i can’t touch you ~ kind of sexy ”

innocent

“ i can’t wait to show you off to the entire world… ”

“ we’ll be the cutest couple in existence, someday ”

“ when we come out i’m going to drown you kisses every day ”

“ ~ if we carve our initials in a tree no one will know ”

“ no one will notice if we hold hands under the table ~ ”

“ one day… we’ll be able to kiss like everyone else ”