here we go again

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

a lot of people were krilled

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

[ID: Notification window that says "You forgot something." There's an "Ok" button at the bottom. /end ID]

i love the youtube poop "pingas" line because the joke is meant to be that it sounds like hes saying penis except it straight up doesnt. innuendo defeated. now its our special word we share together.

the wanter: i don’t want anything i never have

they want you to care more about 'job' than yuri... don't fall for this scam

HATE when u can feel ur intestines writhing. cease your wriggling insolent belly worm

WHEN do you ever feel that

the worms yearn for escape

The worms are telling you to go see a doctor...

@entities-of-posts the corruption/flesh?

awwww, they were exploring their new enclosure 😍😍😍

That was the weirdest feeling, after finishing a pregnancy, you can just schlorp your organs around. In and out of your pelvis.

a little birdie told me you think suffering will absolve you

your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal