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best part of drinking a monstered energy is absorbing the dragon shout from the front of the can

found family but they're all absolutely horrendous people

I know I’m not really active on this site anymore, but recently I made a gofundme for bottom surgery, if yall could share it around that’d be really nice! Feel free to retweet on twitter as well @AlienQuxxxn https://www.gofundme.com/f/elise039s-trans-bottom-surgery-funding?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1

rick and morty is good actually but no one is allowed to say that because idiot dudebros ruined it for everyone

rick and morty had an episode that combined a political drama, an allegory for tensions between cops and racial minorities, a parody of the film stand by me, and a discussion of class uprising and actually made sense and tied into an earlier narrative but we can’t enjoy that because some entitled assholes took a joke too seriously and acted like jerks at mcdonalds

whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.

i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back

old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.

im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY

You are the only valid manager