Hey why are you here

Puberty makes teenagers confused and horny. It’s not that deep, fam.

@heyitsacid

Calling me out like this. I will arrest you permanently.

I dont want bethesda to ever get rid of how fo4 does cutscenes because there is just something special about talking to someone and having a vertibird kill you both in the middle of it

I snorted

@immamotherpugger

Every time I see these I just sob with laughter.

wow big mood i mean this shit moves like fuck man

i dont know what the fuck you just said but i agree

Reminder : it doesn’t matter how we portray them, they are dead so like let ppl have fun

My favorite bit about this has to be the people in the notes equating scaly dinosaurs to anti-vaxx, despite paleontology largely not being important in anybody’s life. It’s a stupid comparison just so you can be outraged that some people enjoy their fictional scaly monsters. If you actually believe a scientific field like this will ever somehow impact anybody’s lives seriously, you’re delusional. @all people acting like this, don’t be a dick. - a feathered dinosaur lover.

hey what if we didn’t combine dozens of unrelated political positions into two color-coded options

that sounds like something someone from the other color would say; get ‘em, boys

I want everyone to know that this was taken by a white male.

yes unfortunately i am indeed a white male

for now

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

what does this say in english

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

ok so what does it say in american

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

thank you

Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?

“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”

This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language

😂😂😂😂

If it screams too violently at us it’ll have the power to knock out most of our technology offline

Didn’t Attila the Hun also have a meteorite sword?

cause a weapon made from a rock from the heavens is fucking tight now and it was cool then too you losers