we should bring back the late 90s/2000s/early 2010s trend of making a baffling video game adaptation of every single movie that came out regardless of what it was about but like only with a24 films

it’s so rude when someone doesn’t feel you yearning deeply for them… bestie how much more brain waves do i have to fire at u

Reblog and put in the tags a discontinued food that you wish would make a comeback.

Your least recently used emoji is how people feel when they see you

If that hit you like a Mack truck, read the whole article. It’s beautiful and oddly practical advice. The first part is only breaking you open so it can get at the meat of the fruit inside.

I love how the message of Frankenstein isn’t “don’t play god and commit hubristic acts of mad science” but instead “when you commit a hubristic act of mad science you are responsible for parenting whatever comes out of it”

you know what i think really slaps? the fact that every generation of teens online have grown up with personality quizzes. when i was a teen we had quizilla. before the rise of buzzfeed they were ubiquitous in magazines and a bunch of sites had flash personality quizzes that played like games. now we have uquiz. entire chunks of the internet might be getting phased out someday but on god we have our right to find out which fruit best represents our personality

Alexa can play Skyrim tho

Roomba creates maps of the inside of your house

I saw the red and blue and my first response was “Roomba is using this sensitive information for GERRYMANDERING purposes”

SWAT team, bursting into your room, having been briefed with detailed Roomba-collected maps: *avoids difficult rug*

words cannot describe how little cryptocurrency means to me. i'd rather learn about the history of a mechanical pencil.

Hey boss sorry can't come in, i think the Russians (or cubans or chinese or iranians) are using their tummyache gun on me. Yes, again

artists drawing girls in swimsuits but also wearing tight thigh high stockings is peak indulgence

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.