The Materialists (2025)
Is love just basic math? That is the central quandary at the heart of director/writer Celine Song’s The Materialists; a Woody Allen-esque romantic film about a matchmaker who believes that she has cracked the code of love - as do her clientele. We are introduced to said matchmaker, Lucy (Dakota Johnson), hosting a series of deadpan client interviews, and being as we are in New York - one of the most competitive dating pools on planet earth - we are barraged with a whole host of contradictory, delusional and shallow requirements - requirements which seem plucked and inspired from social media, the manosphere and the dearth of 21st century reality television. These are people who not only subscribe to the reasoning that everyone deserves to find love, these are people who believe that it can be purchased for the right fee and they can decide the terms of the arrangement.
Lucy seems to be pretty proud of her work and whole-heartedly believes in her sterile methods, however, her own love life is not as smooth sailing as one would expect. Like most people who give great advice, they are also aware that they find it difficult to apply it in their own lives, mainly because life has a terrible habit of transcending rational objectivity. In one of the early scenes which takes place at a client’s opulent wedding - sprouting forth from a relationship she helped broker - she meets what experts in her field call a unicorn. Harry (Pedro Pascal) ticks every box in every woman's criteria and finding out that he's single, Lucy is keen to recruit him, until it becomes apparent that he only has eyes for her.
On the other side of the equation is John (Chris Evans) who is the ex that she cannot shake. As an unsuccessful actor trying to still make it in the industry well into his late thirties, whilst moonlighting in hospitality to keep the wolf from the door, he’s not best placed to give Lucy what she wants, particularly considering her biological clock is ticking. They love each other, but there is a financial wedge that drives them apart.
What Song attempts to do in The Materialists is to put modern love under the microscope and study its composition. Is it sublime, magical and mysterious as professed by history and its gods? Or is it something we can break down to an exact science? If it is just science, then why can it not be commodified like skin cream or pharmaceuticals? Yes, we might all need love, but why must we all submit to the jeopardy and suffering that comes with it? In a world of instant consumerism why can we not just get what we want…now.
Whilst it sounds like Song has taken a razor sharp observation and expanded upon it, what the film ends up boiling down to is a person trying to answer the age old question: do I go with my head or heart? Does Song provide us with the answers? Not particularly, but it's the kind of movie that does give you food for thought, even if that thought it was like fast food, here one moment, gone the next.
6/10













