Look on my posts, ye mighty, and despair.

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

why did nobody tell me that Interspecies Reviewers is unironically pretty good and funny? (the manga, idk about the anime)

binged the whole manga in 2 days. it continued to be good all the way up to the most recent chapter. everyone with a high tolerance/enjoyment for hentai should read this.

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

Hey kids, have you heard of the hot new spring trend everyone is doing? It's called "listening to the birds sing and feeling joy swelling within your heart." Give it a try!

NASA advertising "do you want to be an astronaut" to tumblr users surely means something. What have you found out there, NASA? What have you found that you believe tumblr users, specifically, are best equipped to handle?

"You are not part of the itinerary Jonathan"

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!