trash! in the garbage can

“wow, janice! i sure do love the Rodent Dome!”

what the fuck are those

Those are children

i never want context

Occasionally the context of a Dadaist post makes it even better.

Whatthehickityheck

OP change your fucking url

I think they enjoyed that :))

3 years ago I got off work late & was in line at the grocery store and I accidentally made eye contact with a white boy in a SnapBack, he looked me up and down then in the sleaziest voice said “Salaaaa malaikum” to this day it echoes as I see him vividly during sleep paralysis

he was just greeting you lmao

When someone breaks into your home and whispers “h-hewwo…? uWu ” In your ear as you lie still in fear, I will be in the corner, grinning. You look at me, your eyes pleading, begging for help. But what do I say? “He was just greeting you lmao” it echoes in the suddenly cold room. You hear it again, somehow getting closer. “H-h-hewwo? Is anyone thewe? OwO” who will save you now?

hey op you ok?

no

This is cauliflower and ketchup erasure and @aglet-ampersand and I will not stand for this!

Send help I’ve been laughing for 15 minutes the internet killed my sense of humor

I was expecting exactly that and was not disappointed

Op do you take constructive criticism????

no

Does this guy think that…women don’t have knees?