aber danach Asbest!

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

Dark Callum: Hey

Callum: No problem!

Dark Callum: You know... you could make it so the dishes never get dirty. Every spot will just clean itself if you used Dark Magic, and it would make our wife super happy.

Crow Master: your package is delayed

Callum: ah, dang. that's ok.

Dark Callum: with dark magic you get next day shipping, add-free. for the low, low price of 12.99 a month (and your soul), you never have to worry about your packages being delayed again*

Callum: ooh, that sounds- wait, what's the asterisk for?

a mass tag replacer

a way to find ALL of the tags you’ve ever used (mostly?)

and a way to find untagged posts

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

Yall, I can’t believe that I have to do this, but I am going to say this in as clearly as possible

The anon was very confused.

"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."

"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."

Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars

A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we