eat me

Want to go to the river and I’ll find you pretty rocks? (Flirting)

library date?? coffee shop date??? museum date?? art gallery date?? stargazing date?? napping date?? picnic date??? yes

men’s hockey isn’t real they made that up for heated rivalry. In real life only women can play hockey

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

i have 0 sympathy for thin people continuing to treat fatness as the worst thing that could ever happen to them and falling into this self pitying "oh my god i felt like a fat ugly loser 😭" shit all the time. there are much worse traits that you could have than my body type, such as the personality that you currently have in real life

I love the notes saying this femme knows exactly what she's doing and it's all part of her flirting technique. You get it.

I like the recent shift in gymbro diet that just completely eliminates fiber because idk the latest grifter acting as a father figure for some people said fiber isn't necessary in your diet. Okay more colon cancer for the youth then I guess

Literally laughed OUT LOUD at this one prepared meal that was just four plain eggs and ground beef. Far too many souls sacrificed for something that isn't even good

just me and my little pink thong beneath my all black clothes against the world