EncourageTheBeef

As the two jocks went to Willy Wonka’s new chocolate factory and took a bite of the mysterious blueberry gum... the two dumb hunks inflated together

Went to the lake with some friends today to cool down a bit from the heat and it was the first time people really noticed how fat I am. Didn‘t even take 5 minutes after taking my shirt off for my friends starting to call out how fat and massive I am. They seemed impressed however and it definitely felt amazing looking like that in a group with 6 other men who all had visible abs.

Of course I had to double down on it and in the course of the entire afternoon I had a huge portion of curry-sausage with fries, an entire pizza, a sandwich and chicken wings and some ice cream. They were mostly impressed with the amount of food I ate and they started to understand how I got to this physique. A friend even called me out after the pizza that it’s insane how much I eat and that he doesn’t wonder how I got to have this huge belly carrying around with me. The same friend then proceeded to give me the left overs of his food saying „I can’t eat that anymore but Im convinced that there’s more than enough space in your belly left for it“

Oh, I don't get how this happened. I think I should go back to the gym… or maybe just keep eating, I don't know...