neverland

what a beautiful man but☝️he could be beautifuller... guards! cover that man in blood

you have pspspsps-ed me back to life my LOVE HOW HAVE YOU BEEN????!!?!?

I'VE BEEN GOOD !! HOW ARE YOU THOUGH, I MISSED YOU

Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis

"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"

new pickup line I've been trying: hi

“phones are disrupting natural sleep cycles” I mean true but also bold of you to assume I had one before the tech boom lol catch me out here reading chapter books by the light of my light up pens in the third grade

what do you mean i can’t read every book, study every academic subject, taste every food, live in every city in every country, visit every museum, listen to every single song ever produced, learn every language, meet every interesting person, memorize every particle of knowledge to ever exist ???

part of my feminine charm is that i'm completely insane

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

haters will hate me for my dislikable qualities