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“i don't mind drowning, if it means i get to drown with you."
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cherry valley forever
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intro post !!
“i don't mind drowning, if it means i get to drown with you."
˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

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FUCK it’s even worse, Mark said HE will get out of the Blood Ocean and curl up in Ryan’s arms, I cannot—
Happy pride month specifically to folks on the asexual and aromantic spectrum who oftentimes feel isolated and left out of the conversation. You belong here as much as the rest of us and I hope that you are all loved in a way that is comforting to you.
I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird

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Having support is so fundamental to one's life. I'm lucky to have the support I do, and try to never take it for granted.
woe! texted a casual acquaintance "I've been considering getting into knotting"
Why?
KNITTING TYPO
thank you faithful henchpeople of tumblr. you do my bidding well...
In the spirit of penis
*nods sagely* in the spirit of penis
damn i love yaoi
happy gay month my fellow queers! time to get gay! we are now gay! everyone. everyone is gay now. that 90 year old grandma? she's a lesbian.. YOU? THE PERSON READING THIS? YOU'RE GAY.
let's all be gay!
Here is a collection of brilliant out of context quotes from my psychology professor throughout the spring semester.
- You can go home and wig out with an egg TODAY!
- It’s important to remember this, because this may not be true for your life, I love my wife.
- There’s a DOOR, you’re damn right!
- Yeah, baby, DRUGS!
- How much meth did you take?
- I was up til 3 AM on Saturday!
- My point here is not that you should go to the club.
- So, you can stop looking in the toilet sadly.
- Even if it doesn’t seem that deep to you, you are looking down a hole and convincing yourself it is not that deep.
- 3 minutes? For the optic nerve? What a gift!
- You see this keyboard? …are any of you familiar with kinetic energy?
- I do think there should be some sort of consequence for this abomination of a chair, but I don’t make the laws.
- The X chromosome says “we’re going to be color blind.” And the Y chromosome says “okay.”
- The demons are here.
- Because it’s time to talk about drugs, dude.
- Don’t get old, die young as a beautiful corpse.
- I’m tenured, they can’t hurt me. They can try.
- Has anyone ever seen someone snort a spaghetti noodle and pull it out of their nose.
- I have tenure, they can only fire me if I draw blood.
- You learned not to pee your pants at some point in time.
- WHOAAA THAT’S GOKU
- And that’s why I don’t play clarinet anymore, y’all.
- There’s nothing scary about the doctor’s office. They don’t hang the needles up, like a rifle over a mantle or whatever.
- I was on my NINTENDO 64, or my PS1-
- (While doing a jig.) I found the libertarian!
- Criminals wear ties.
- If someone’s gonna kill you, it’s gonna be your partner.
- Now, I’m going back to the front of the room. Where it’s safe.
- I’m not trying to collect souls, I have no interest in them.
- I don’t know, I’m not a priest.
- Fine, I’ll put some pants on, IF YOU INSIST.
- The first friend I had that got pregnant intentionally-
- If I came up to you and put a finger in front of you, you’d call HR!
- My point here: wedding photographers are expensive.
- The vast majority of you in this room are straight, and there is nothing I can do about that. It’s terminal. (Professor is a cishet man)
- Have I talked about genitals? NO.
- The other day I changed a tire, and I had a spring in my step!
- This is not me saying you’re looking at a guy on a bus bench and going: YEAHH, YOU DESERVE IT! ONWARD TO SCHOOL!
- You’ll notice something missing from this list is THE EVIL THAT DWELLS IN THE HEARTS OF MAN.
- You’re wearing a Gorillaz T-shirt? No.
- Let’s talk about love! Okay? Please? For a little bit? (Professor greatly enjoys social psychology)
- Nonchalant does not for good relationships make.
- I don’t understand color theory, it’s fine.
- And then I just- yoink! That’s war.
- Italy has committed a numbee of atrocities and I refuse to consume their food.
- My role as professor lends me some status. Have I let it go to my head? Maybe a little.

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I love ratemyprofessor.com because one post will be talking about how the professor is the best person ever, how they were so caring and passionate, and the next post is about how the professor accused the student of lying about their grandma dying.
More of that if Derek survived Au
I'M OUT OF IDEAS
this was meant to be a serious illustration but my cousin pointed out it looked like the meme under the cut and i decided she was one million times right

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Fake Avery: says one smart thing
D3rLord: no way in hell Avery has an IQ that high