alicia

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

me experiencing love: this is too spicy

i am no longer baby i want power

 ╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝  ╮  (                      )  (        cock       )    (                  )      ╰     ͜      ╯                      O                    o                             °       〃∩　∧＿∧      ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）       ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　           　   ＼/＿＿＿/ 

Did you get the wokeness? Did you get the performative wholesomeness? Did you secure the likes?

dont ask me what tf im talking about. i dont know ok? im just the vessel. the message has been gifted. i‘ve moved on

Me after being asked to repeat my McDonald’s order

Somewhere between (งಠ_ಠ)ง and  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  every day.

Ah the ever elusive ¯\_( ಠ_ಠ)_/¯

I’m more like (งツ)ง tbh.

ok fine you caught me....im sexy as hell