Uh... what?

Bless me kitty of rest!

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

Lean your head forward, preferably to knee level, and let the water kind of drain out of your mouth. When your are able to, take deep slow breaths. No heimlich maneuver or physical assists from somebody else should be used beyond this, otherwise you could vomit and escalate the issue. Its about keeping the larynx open. Hopefully this helps.

Reblog to fucking save a life.

Holy fuck. This is some need to know shit right here

I've been going through some shit since radiation and I'm like constantly choking. This honestly will help me so much. I knew I signed on for a reason today.

*fistbump*

Confirmed.  He’s also dumped millions into cancer research.  I really do love Keanu Reeves a lot.

Keanu Reeves is like the nicest person. He still lives in an apartment/flat and he gives most of his money away to charities and people who need it. He even invites some paparazzi people to sit down and eat with him when he’s at a coffee shop or restaurant. He’s such a nice person.

When I was working on the UWS, one of my delivery guys accidentally backed his scooter into a parked car in front of the restaurant. I went out to help, since the driver didn’t speak much English, and it turned out the car belonged to Keanu Reeves. He helped us pick the scooter up, and when I asked if we could exchange insurance information (because the front of the car was pretty banged up), he kept telling us not to worry about it and put his hand on the driver’s shoulder and said “I just want to make sure you’re okay, man. Are you okay?” And he was so sincere about it and so kind that I decided in that moment I would always defend Keanu Reeves at all costs. He is an excellent man.

I need to be more like Keanu Reeves because I’m evil compared to him.

i love keanu reeves

An angel

And he does a lot of anti human trafficking work iirc. Seems like a really awesome guy.

Reblogging to spread the Keanu love.

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

Shoutout to everyone that had a dream career or ideal life but were roadblocked by math. 

Also shout out to people who dreamed of a career in the arts but were roadblocked by adults telling them it wasn't a viable career path. What? I'm not bitter.

I relate far too much to this.

YOU STOP THAT

This makes me really uncomfortable

I’m so angry

This is the opposite of those satisfying videos

What the actual... I kind of want more...

its “thighs rubbing together under ya sundress” season

Buy cute, cheap lace leggings. Cut them a little above your knee. Hem them or don’t, but then you can wear them under your sundresses and not worry about how you sit or if your thighs chafe, and if anyone sees them they look cute af so hell yes

Or a little deodorant between the thighs is magical

Also, LUSH sells this dust called Silky Underwear that makes your skin smooth so they don’t stick together or chafe.

I love that we’re all here for each other in this season of need

Monistat has an anti-chafing gel that works wonders and I live by. You can usually find it in the feminine care aisle of any drugstore. 

There’s this stuff called Glide…pretty cheap & works hella miracles

I’m so ready for sundress season. 

reblog to save a thigh

REBLOG TO SAVE A THIGH

Reblog every summer

Reblog cause y'all girls look great in sundresses

or spandex/biker shorts/any sort of compression material if ur comfy w that

I got a 2 pack of stay dry bike shorts from Walmart for less than $10, and they’re amazing, the waistband doesn’t roll down and the legs don’t ride up

Reblogging to save them thighs

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

There is a picture of my when my hair was shorter and the angle and the hair makes my nose look like someone parked their car on my face.

Yes, I've commissioned art from uruhead and its so amazing!

Destroy the idea that tattoos make you trashy

Destroy the idea that white ppl with tattoos are edgy and poc with tattoos are dangerous

Can we please all just be ourselves without judgement? I want tattoos and purple hair and black lipstick, and I'll support what you want to do.

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

Uncultured swine

How do you not know and love Aristocrats? I have always wanted a tattoo of Marie!

did Harry Potter really have a currency called a knut??? how did preteen (and let’s be real twenty year old) wizards deal w that??

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes please send help

Pretty sure its pronounced newt.

The person I reblogged this from deserves happiness and love

😄❤

I want a job that let's me have purple hair, visible tattoos, and piercings.

i meant to be a casual fan but it ended up ruining my life

My fucking life story. I stared watching Jenna Marbles and Julian Solomita videos at 2pm... Its now 12:45 and I haven't stopped. Even as I'm writing this, its on in the background. I have to get up in 6 hours and I'm just sitting here eating carlic dip on crackers with no plans on sleeping any time soon. I fucking can't. I fall asleep to it EVERY NIGHT.