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if you really think about it, max from sharkboy and lavagirl is a greywarren

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i won’t say this again

moodboard

if a corpse bride rose from the dead and agreed to be my wife I would simply marry her. rip to victor van dort but I'm different.

fool (self-diagnosed)

at least nobody here is horny for count olaf

Every time I see this post I forget how it ends and it sneaks up behind me and steals my spine.

isn’t there a goddess out here willing to turn me into medusa so men can’t look at me without immediately suffering the consequences

Stop being lazy and relying on gods. Quick dry cement exists. Be your own Medusa

“If you don’t have any goddess-bestowed cement powers, store bought is fine”

Damn work that rough ya pants gone. Lmao

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The Catch These Hands Alchemist

ancient god (self-diagnosed)

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