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Huh, didn't know there was a term for it. This explains why I haven't been drinking as much lately.

I can’t believe if the universe had aligned slightly differently that I would’ve missed seeing this

They made us out of dirt and mud so we would fuck and roast wild beasts

i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

shit that’s a good one

Sometimes I can still hear their voice

I think the biggest misunderstanding they have of Tumblr is that they think of it as a social media platform when in actuality it's a blogging platform with social features.

I like the use of Metroman here because if there's one thing Tumblr users collectively agree on it's that we want everyone to think we're dead

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my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

I don't know how I'm ever expected to be normal again after watching this. this video is already lodging itself deep within my vocabulary as I type

Hey it looks like you reblogged "No rush, The bear videogame" slowdown! there no rush here. This is a cigarette, take it. Watch it again before you reblog it again

You are mentally ill, and that's amazing

environmental storytelling.

mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation