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Huh, didn't know there was a term for it. This explains why I haven't been drinking as much lately.

I can’t believe if the universe had aligned slightly differently that I would’ve missed seeing this

They made us out of dirt and mud so we would fuck and roast wild beasts

i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

shit that’s a good one

Sometimes I can still hear their voice

I think the biggest misunderstanding they have of Tumblr is that they think of it as a social media platform when in actuality it's a blogging platform with social features.

I like the use of Metroman here because if there's one thing Tumblr users collectively agree on it's that we want everyone to think we're dead

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my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

I don't know how I'm ever expected to be normal again after watching this. this video is already lodging itself deep within my vocabulary as I type

Hey it looks like you reblogged "No rush, The bear videogame" slowdown! there no rush here. This is a cigarette, take it. Watch it again before you reblog it again

You are mentally ill, and that's amazing

environmental storytelling.