this is my main but i do not use it!!!

THE CAR

HOW DO YOU POLISH

because sometimes critique gets tiring and you wanna remember what made you like the game in the first place

the way the ss goes “nice” or “im in” whenever they hack a terminal

all of the semi-sarcastic comments in the pre war scenes (sugar bombs, 100% daily value of…sugar.)

how codsworth says “AS I LIVE AND BREATHE…” even though he’s a robot

dogmeat trusting you immediately

dogmeat playing with teddy bears when you put them in his inventory

dogmeat in general lbr here

how preston immediately starts patrolling sanctuary as soon as you get there, my protective boy

(after the workshop dlcs) “at least it’s not rainin” *immediately shoots a rain firework*

nicks HANDS!!!!!

pipers way of talking with her hands even if the person she’s talking to can’t see her

moe cronins version of baseball

the fact that no one in diamond city knows what baseball is

how very obviously pissy your ss is at this fact

deathclaws scratching at the ground to sharpen their nails

mutant hounds sitting like fat old puppies!!!!!!! mutant hounds in general!!!!!

deacon immediately becoming your best friend and lying his ass off to get you in the railroad even if you did everything right in the first place

tinker tom. just in general

the fact that father thought it would be a great idea to make you believe that synth shaun was him just for shits and giggles

like what the fuck shaun?????

you can wear dresses regardless of gender!!!!!!!! fucken finally

how some of the skeletons are posed, puking in a toilet, killing a teddy bear, like yeah that’s how i would want my body to be frozen for the rest of time too

when feral ghouls fall over each other trying to get to you

maccready’s voice lines. all of them

kellogg having a tragic backstory but still being shown as a dickhead

there’s no good ending to far harbor

having all of your companions in one settlement and picking up 1 (one) junk item and they ALL bitch about it at once

pack brahmin getting stuck on a roof and suddenly trashcan carla lives in sanctuary now

raider banter

trying to do stealth and strong being really fucking bitter about it

the entire uss constitution quest

-Mel and Sonia

-when you get into power armor and all your companions are like “hey cool armor” and Danse yells “NOW THATS WHAT I CALL LOCKED AND LOADED”

-unmarked locations. All of them

-Scribe Haylen and how she writes in her terminal as the game progresses through the brotherhood storyline based on the ss choices and also her holotape expressing doubts about the brotherhood I wish we could’ve convinced her to leave the brotherhood she deserved better

-Mr. zwicky and Ms. Edna’s wedding in diamond city

-dressing up companions in the Grognak costume

-seeing characters from quests in random encounters

-strong and his constant complaining lmao

-when you enter the Railroad HQ and drummer boy runs up to you every time

-graygarden

-in the pre war scene if the male spouse asks the female ss if she wants to go to the park and her sarcastic response is “yeah bc I wanna get pregnant AGAIN”

-when you walk away from characters speaking to you and they ask “where are you going?”

- how nick busts out a screwdriver and just randomly tweaks his hand

-that dumb glitch where Preston holds the laser beam part of his gun. boy, baby boy, you’re gonna hurt yourself

- when companions say nice things when you stimpack them

-dogmeat putting up his lil’ paws on the windowsill in Red Rocket

- sometimes, when you need to pass a red speech check, you turn around and open the pip boy to check your charisma level or pop a grape mentat. we’ve all done it don’t lie to me

- when you return to Cambridge Police Station after blind betrayal, you have the ability to talk to Haylen. depending on what you’ve done, she’s emotional

- killing Finn instantly in goodneighbor. hancock’s like “holy shit I dig it, my guy, welcome”

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/17527553/chapters/41640461

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17527553/chapters/41640461

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17527553/chapters/41640461