Losing it

if you don't thank people for coming to your blog on occasion, they may never return.

no joke this is an actual thing in the INTERCAL programming language (my blog's namesake) where you need to precede enough lines with "PLEASE" to seem polite but not too many to seem insincere.

talking with drunks literally runs on morrowind persuade mechanics

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

no country for chopped uncs

wignat wizard gang gang

Oh my god why would someone make something like this

wignats wizards gang gang bro

I’M RETARDED AND IT’S GREAT

i am cottage cheese pilled

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

"For my third wish, I want GTA 6 delayed another 6 months and $20 more expensive. Yes, again."

accidentally spilled everything thats ever existed on the floor

don’t care if your chinese just don’t shove it in my face

well great I just learned that there are 4 Chinamen and possibly more so my day is ruined

they send me to space war even though i’m so freaking small i’m literally just a grunt. they only gave me a pasma pistol. i’m gonna fucking die