Shark Tank Shenanigans

Willmack !soulmate identifying injuries where they both grow up thinking they’ll never figure out their sm bc they get so many bruises and hockey injuries that sometimes they can’t tell what’s theirs and what’s their sm’s but when wills shoulder gets fucked up in that hit and Mack feels it like it was his own he realises all in a rush that every time will has been boarded, every time he’s pulled a muscle or strained a ligament or just worked himself a little too hard Mack had felt it but never thought about it and that’s why he looses his cool so beautifully because that’s his fucking soulmate and he’s hurting

blogging is too dignified a term for what i’m doing on here

love my hockey mutuals. occasionally poetry snippets or kafka quotes will cross my dash tagged "san jose sharks" and i have to think well i didn't watch it so who am i to judge. maybe franz kafka did write that about the san jose sharks

willmack in their mid thirties, still roommates, both single. rick gives mack the gross “don’t you wanna have a wife to cook and clean for you” talk and mack hits him with the “why? smitty already does that😇” and rick has to come to the unfortunate realization that his son has unknowingly made his boybestfriend into a wife