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it's ok for me to have bad taste and be corny. you however

Gotta get that good luck

Why not?

Cool

Pupper of good luck lol

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

bongs at croydon

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

£3.50?

the reason why the minecraft movie is getting mixed reviews is because jack black doesn't sing "I am placing blocks and shit cause I'm in fucking minecraft"

Easter falling on 4/20 again this year means all those old 420 praise it vines from 2014 are once again relevant

Babe, are you okay? You reblogged babygirl Cloud seven times in a row.

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

That wasn’t a very joyful hour

Removing the monitor does not turn off the computer 

Local man goes to hospital after witnessing the effects of mankind’s machinations on innocent souls, and falling off a building.

HOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPE

wheat field =^.^=

Three-way timeline split

dragon die

Dont know the end

Would you rather: be with the one you love, or chase adventure and comic secrets?

uhhh dragon kill it nothing happens

Fight machine and die

talk to your friends

Also a mirror breaks

giant moon squid dies

Beating the shit out of a mustached child.

the fish has returned home

embodiment of anguish dies amen let’s go home kids

we lead the undisputed global hegemon with unrealistic insane leads in everything

That one fucking dog shows up again.

you kill your therapist

She’s a woman now

The universe speaks.

pop music plays because you killed a bear

Pop music plays because you killed a dragon and saved the world from being enveloped in darkness

Mushrooms are still taking over

Man gets a conscience

They all learn to either not be evil or just die

He didn’t die.

Mom said it’s MY turn to have a moth inside me!!!

Objective: Survive

THEY WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO FINISH THE PITCH BEFORE I TELL EM I’M IN

for a website supposedly full of perverts most of you aren't perverted enough

Well, I'm busy...I've got Minecraft and stuff ..

fuck an enderman or something

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately