Yesterday Gone

People Matching Artworks: An Unusual Photo Series By Stefan Draschan

To combat this recent trend, the Trump website has limited you to actually only having 3 items of each thing in your cart and won’t count the inventory until you enter the check out phase. Here’s what we can do:

Add 3 of everything! I know the website lets you select up to 10, but select 3 instead. Once you have, head into the check out phase. You have to enter your shipping and billing before finalization, so just get as far as it takes to enter your shippping but DONT FINALIZE THE CART!!! You don’t have to enter any real information related to you either, just stop when you are prompted to do so. Also there is a section where you can enter your occupation and special notes. It might be tempting to troll them by putting angry notes, or anti-Trump messages, but I assure you that they have people checking these to manually disable abandoned carts and things like that will clue them in. If you really must leave notes, try things like: “buying these for my grand babies!” Or some other innane BS!

Some final tips for maximum effect: if you have a mobile phone, do this on a window tab on your browser and keep that tab open indefinitely. If you do it on a laptop or computer, then DONT CLEAR YOUR CACHE OR HISTORY FOR A LONG TIME. Doing so will clear your cart and repopulate the store with those items.

you are handsome

you are valid

you are not “gross”

you deserve just as much respect and validation as anyone else

Hmmm…Seems like they touch.

hmm??

…you have to be kidding me.

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