I'll meet you on the Dreamside...

paul hollywood on bakeoff: now, i can see you’ve had a little trouble with your genoise sponge, haven’t you? the egg whites haven’t been whipped for quite long enough, and it’s lost some of that delicate, airy consistency, which means that your 10,000 spun sugar decorations haven’t got the solid foundation that they really need to support the handcrafted marzipan statue of the virgin mary that you’ve painted with edible gold leaf

Me: “Yeah I read all the time! I’m always reading a book-”

“Why don’t you get the book with the movie poster cover?”

you can really tell who’s been on this site for 6+ years this week

“Ooh, I could just do Mars merch, but then I’d feel bad ‘cause like, why should I get the money for Mars merch? Mars should get that money.”