Hank Green Out of Context

I have lasers. I have several of them. Sometimes we shoot them into each others' eyes.

I'm learning a lot of different ways to get rid of a body right now.

Don't kinkshame a bird.

Why is the internet so hard now? Things used to be possible.

People will be telling me a story about a football game, and I'd be like "that reminds me of a protein."

You can't expect perfection from the world. Least of all from Taco Bell.

We have to fight for “heinie”! Protect “tush” at all costs!! Don’t let “derrière” slip away into the cold, dark night…

And now I'm going to show my butt here for all of you to see, just moon you.

Right now I desperately don't want to hear from the United States.

You're not going to explode.

I am a little baby who knows jack shit about helicopter flying.

It does seem like egg would just happen.

What's the sexiest part of a chicken?

I can't keep my money in gold, sometimes bread turns into that.

I'm not worried about our ability to create new categories of porn.

You fuckers are sleeping on Jupiter’s moons.