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its a speeding ticket (not uncommon) with a traffic enforcement photo attached and its undeniable that it’s ilya’s (very few orange lamborghinis in the area) so shane is like “wow way to go. another few of those and your license is finally going to get revoked” and ilya is like “no. look closer.”

and shane leans in to look at the photo and tiny, just barely perceptible on the grainy photo, is ilya’s hand with a handful of dark hair in his lap

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.

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Wayne just shakes his head amused. His friends think he's crazy.

What's actually happening is that Steve lost a bet to Max and is supposed to be doing her chores for a month...except he walked into the wrong house three weeks ago and has been haunting Eddie ever since.

and then after another years, after almost losing your beloved team in a plane crash they finally start winning again, and they go to the play-offs and you're beaming

AND THEN ILYA ROZANOV IS MARRYING SHANE HOLLANDER AND HE'S ON YOUR TEAM NOW AND NOW YOU JUST KNOW YOU'LL TAKE THE STANLEY CUP

a lot of good quotes from Brennan in this video, as always, but this one really got me.

Same woman called a mosque and they were ready to help her immediately.