Alex

Mare: can i sit here?

Cal: that’s my lap

Elide: I really want a remote that can shut people up with the click of a button

When Inej went to say something to Kaz and he just leaves and Inej throws her hands up in frustration, I felt that. I’m at that point.

Life is Kaz giving me shitty little commands and never explaining before disappearing into thin air.

Then there’s me throwing my hands up like wtf is that supposed to mean and how am I supposed to take that.

Nikolai: You might just be the most high maintenance bitch I know.

Me:

Aelin at 3 am: Hypothetically speaking, would it be crazy if we just dated?

Matthias: It isn’t about the money Kaz.

Inej: It isn’t about the money Kaz.

All of the Crows: It isn’t about the money Kaz.

Kaz:

Evangeline: Everytime I talk to you people the conversation gets more and more absurd.

Jude: I’ll just tell Cardan I love him.

Also Jude: be a dumb bitch. Threaten him and kill him in his sleep.

Rowan: Fuck you.

Alina: *thinking of Mal and the darkling* this triangle couldn’t get any worse.