Stay With Me

i audibly screamed

I love seeing two friends being so giving and thoughtful <3 their girlfriends must be so happy

2005 was a simpler time

her name is denise

Feeling like Persephone watchin this

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

why repaint the mona lisa

date night

I guess lefties think that illegal aliens can walk on water.

Wow, you’re right. There’s a huge flaw in my post, I forgot that humans have no way to get across water. Thanks for pointing that out, I’ll get right on deleting this.

my DNA test results came back positive. i definitely have DNA.

quit bragging

my last relationship taught me that i never want to feel like i’m begging for someone’s love, ever.

I’m such a “nah I got it” and suffer in silence type of person.